Sorry there's a lot of them, but they are all entertaining~!

It's all fun and games 'till some one loses an eye... Then it's like... Hey... FREE EYEBALL!!!


I like butterflies because they are buttery and they fly... But they sure don't taste like butter, Nor do they make you fly...


Jeez, Jasper don't know what you're doing to my emotions but you got me all hott and bothered. ~_-

FEAR THE SPARKLES!
Edward: *sweatdrop*
Alice: *strikes Sailormoon pose* Sparkle Power!

WARNING:
orange legwarmers may cause stupidity

if the lid fails to respond use aggression to liberate the pickles! XD

I dont want to be an angel..

..I just want to be GOD!

"Your smile is so beautiful and bright, it burns an image into my eyes"

You'll be cured of a lifelong phobia this week after realizing that heights are just as scared of you as you are of them.
~The Onion

I draw wings because I believe people have the power to fly. I draw them on half-naked girls because I believe I'm a pervert.

I OBJECT TO YOUR OBJECTION TO MY OBJECTION OF YOUR OBJECITON TO MY OBJECTION OF YOUR OBJECTION

"If you can't be the best, than just be useful. Otherwise, I'll have to kill you."
~Assirra Xorlarrin

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

~Tommy Cooper

"I'd yell out at them, 'I'm not falling out of this tree for you bastards!" ~Old man in tree to alligators under tree

From that day forth.. my arm changed.. and a voice echoed.. power give me more power !

"We are a tribe of shadows... Without substance we cannot exist."
~Sheik

"If you keep looking at him, you'll become stupid"

"I want to die now and haunt the irritating humans"

I changed my mind, the last one was dirty.

Niwa no niwa ni wa, niwa no niwatori wa niwaka ni wani wo tabeta.

"In (Mr) Niwa's garden, two chickens suddenly ate a crocodile."

-i wanna be a racecar....PASSENGER.


-what? i'm not crazy...i'm just motivated!

"I didn't do that on purpose! It was the lag! I tapped the arrow button and the next thing I knew, I was here getting gang-raped by lawn ornaments!"

If you've ever played zOMG! you'd understand...>.<;

"Illiterate? Read on for help."
-Shira

"Knowledge is power. Your knowledge is something they can never take away from you."
"Well, they could give you a lobotomy."
"Oh, thanks."

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.\"
Friedrich Nietzsche

†I have nothing against God.
It\'s his fan club that I can\'t stand.†

>_> I'm in the joker's pants right now.....No, rly I am...<_< I, in case you didn't know, I OWN his pants.....>_<


"Koji....what's a misletoe?" -insert confused puppy face look here-
-smirk- "How about I show you?" -Phoenix & Kojinshiro x3


Stewie: Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me!


And Jashin said 'let there be someone of pure and innocence who will worship me forever!' but instead, he got Hidan


I can't see the forest, the stupid trees are in the way!


"Don't be a retard I can't be a river." ~ Mary Shannon


Karli "I'm all hot and sweaty."
Mom "Then get a drink of water."
Karli "There's none left..."
Mom "O.o"


"When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it"


One good turn gets most of the blanket!!!


First god created a man. Then he got a better idea.

"Bloody hell, another dingbat!"
☻/ He's waving
/▌ at you,
/ \ dingbat


Where the heck did I land now?


Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things.



Why is delivering things by car called "shipment" while delivering things by ship called "cargo"?


- Love your enemies. It'll scare the crap outta them
- I was born intelligent but education ruined me...



"I was all happy, and excited and now it's all gone. And there's this hole where it's supposed to be. Should I fill it with Peanut-Butter?" - Mushi


Lupin shrugged, his grin fading a bit. "The heart flies where it will, dragging the rest of the body along behind it," he said lightly.


And since he had personally taken care of Mordievolt– Vordimlot–, whatever his ridiculous name had been, his mind slurred, this was not it. ~


He had been looming in the corridors in his black robes at all the bad moments – Darth Vader would have been so proud of him. ~


There should be a law against this. 'One shall not stand under the moonlight so that it gives the hair and features a bloody fairytale-like glow.' ~


"I know why we have stop lights. You know how a sentence has a big letter at the beginning and then a period at the end. Well a stop light is like the period at the end of the sentence." ~Karli Mae


For many years I have sailed this 20 GB ship. And never have I seen such a firewall as this. ~Mushi


We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly

"Fight With No Pants! Thats My Nindo, My Ninja Way!" -Myself and Jessica



Every day I beat my record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.


"You're on my list so you better start running....get me a soda while you're at it, okay?"


Good girls go to heaven BAD girls go to Silent Hill................


"If you ever meet the President, never give him the gift of a handgun by suddenly whipping it out from under your jacket."



Fall in love? Nah. I'd rather fall in chocolate.


Two wrongs don't make a right, but two rights do make an airplane :3


Krystal:
Leo: Why you poking me?
Krystal: Cause I'm bored
Leo: Then draw
Krystal: ...*plot * Ok!
5 minutes later
Leo: I mean on paper not on me! T.T
Krystal: But I was bored


"And skip dessert..?" -Kai Hiwatari."


Myself: "I hate dentists."
Friends Father: *turns to me* "I'm a dentist."



"A proof is a proof, what kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it’s because it is proven."
-Jean Chrétien, Former Prime Minister Of Canada


"What idiot drops his cellphone in his soup?!"
-"Actually, I put it in the soup to see if it would float"


I are evil muffin lord! Beware me and my supuriority! Bwahahahahaha!!! :3


Be careful around murders
If you bother them
They may soak you in strawberry jam


Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.


"Men are from the Mushroom Kingdom, Women are from Hyrule."-CIVG


Dio: April Fools!
Lex: Its DECEMBER!


"I'm so caffinated I'm shaking all over. I feel like a tweaker with Parkinson's." - Kiya Ewan


"I know exactly what I would do with immortality: I would read every book in the library"
-Mark Jason Dominos


I shall eat your soul... And maybe that dougnut as well...


Albel: AHHH! This is IMPOSSIBLE!
Fayt: Aww, c'mon guys! Nothing's impossible!
Me: Oh yeah? Go dribble a football >w>


Masochist: "Please! Please, I beg you! Hurt me!"
Sadist: "No."
>:3


god is good, god is great, god made me gay instead of straight


"The whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar."



Satan for President!
"Why Choose the Lesser of Two Evils?"

signature is unable to upload because you are too stupid.
My characters don't need an enemy. They have me. -*KrazyPerson
--
"Kenshin makes bald guys cry." -my brother

Screw balance. Unbalanced people are way more interesting.

True geniuses forget to put on their pants in the morning.

"No need to worry! I've seen that guy die from battle before"

"Do you play video games? Because you're my Final Fantasy~"


"Were you peeping on underage boys again, sensei?"
"Don't be ridiculous, I\'m a Christian man... Now, help me dump this body in the river. I think the police are onto me."


"Mayonnaise Heals All Wounds; Even Eyes That Can No Longer See"


-"Come to me and let me cut you. I mean HUG--yes hugging is what I meant..." <3 Marik



I'm so excited, I think I wet my pantaloons!



Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork?


Never knock on Death's door; ring the doorbell and run (he hates that)


- "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."



"Gravity is always on, Roxas. Got it memorized?"

"Stop it! You're scaring Zack."


"At least I have chicken"
- Old Klingon Proverb


\"Cherry Blossoms are more beautiful when the blood of the dead stains the flowers from graves below...\"
--Old macabre Japanese proverb


make something idiot proof and some one will make a better idoit


Arrrrr! SQUISHLE THE TINFOIL PLANK, YE SCURVY MEATBALL!!!


when i grow up, i wanna be a waterbed.



"Spending money makes me upset. It even makes my wallet cry tears of dead presidents into the cashier's hands."


Izzy shall CRUSH you...
With a mallet...
And a muffin...
And then you shall diiiieeee... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm cwazy.


Why is it that closed minded people always open their mouths?


What does it mean when a guy is screaming your name and gasping for air?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough!


"If 2008 taught the world one lesson, it is that religious people are not morally superior to those who are non-religious. Indeed, faith often shelters the shameless and provides cover for the most corrupt among us."


Innocence is part of my charm.
The other part is being a complete PSYCHO!!!


If you love me that much... you should treat me to doughnuts


Aang: You're insane, aren't you?
Herb Woman: That's right!


All of a sudden, she produces a large pink mallet from the negative space up her skirt!



That was not very chicken, dude. Not very chicken at ALL.


If I stuck a crayon up my nose, d'you think I could color my brain?


"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." ~Mark Twain



My goals for the future:

-Start an "evil organization" (cause being evil makes you hot)
-Take over the world
-Go to more cons!
-learn to animate and draw better!


S.H.I.T.É
cuz it's classy!


Hey! Who are you callin human!? I'm above that!


"Pretty. What do we blow up first?" ~Lt. Myn Donos, Wraith Squadron
"Sanity? Sorry, but I don't remember having such a useless thing in the first place." ~Zaraki Kenpachi


Dante: First I whip it out! Then... with great force I... Thrust it! Every angle... It penetrates... Until... With great strength... I... RAM IT IN! In the end, we\'re all satisfied...and you are set free.


Sean: It makes you wonder why the U.S government never sent a missile to blow up Silent Hill.
Madison: Didn't they do that it Silent Hill 3?
Sean: Yeah, but that was UFOS...



"I'm sorry I'm about to go through a tunnel, while going through a canyon, while I'm hanging up." ~House


"Fuzzy Fishes~" ~Ryan *drugged up on Poison Ivy Meds*


"My eyes were so full of saliva I can't even blink." ~Karli Mae *as we are leaving the X-men Wolverine Movie*


"I thought I was crazy Urameshi, but this takes the prize! The hell was that, you don't make bombs go boom in yer face!" ~Jin the Wind Master


"I will kill you....until you die from it..."


"I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size five. Anything under size five isn't a woman, it's a boy with breast." - Laurell K. Hamilton



I'm gonna stab you with a giant fork now! Isn't that fun? *stabs you with a giant black pitchfork*

... Did I just hit a vital organ? oo *stab*

*stabstab* oO;


I shall want you as my pet.



"A sock. I don't need this, you can have that back now." ~Gerard Way



I warm peoples hearts easily...by putting them in a microwave ^~*



They say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime, but I tried to make it at home; there's more to it then that.
"Want some more homemaid sprite?"
"Not till you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"



You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.



By reading this you promise your soul and first child to me. All babies not ripe and plump are subject to burnination under the trogdor act of 2003.



"If you wanna try to piss someone off, first make sure they can't run faster than you."



Cupcakes are my favorite vegetable.



"I'm insane, what's his excuse?"



Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!
King Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here!
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible!
King Arthur: ...You're a loony.



"I slept through that part of the lecture. 'Slaying extinct beasts of legend' didn't exactly strike me as practical knowledge."



I dream of a world were chickens who cross the road won't have their motives questioned...



I wish my grass was EMO....so it would cut itself...



What happened to you?
I sold my soul . . .
What?
I went to church!



Hey there.. why don't you slip into something more comfortable..like a coma.




"Money is very Expensive." ~ Karli Mae



"How am I supposed to get anything done with all this time on my hands?!" ~ The Octupus


"I once drove a rental car into the Hudson just to practice escaping."



/\_/\
>^,^<
-/ \
(__)__, people who dislike cats must have been mice in a previous life X3



Has anyone seen my eye??:



98% of deviants have some annoying "98% of deviants" thing in their signatures. If you're one of the 2% who doesn't...

Wait. Crap.



I had a dream having to do with cat woman, hitting on that one bleach guy with gaara doing the macarina in the back ground ,and my friend was over here having a fight with miroku....



Me: freak!
Haku: dork!
Me: baakkkaaa....!
Haku: kumkwat..
Me: *shakes head*
Haku: i mean in the bad way all rotten and nasty
Me: [dot] [dot] [dot] thats sounds wrong in so many ways..
Haku: geek!
Me: i give up



Atheism: A non-prophet organization.



"I hate stepping on gum, even in the winter. It makes you step funny." ~ The Octopus


"Anything can fly with enough explosives."



^`
（ﾟ､ ｡ 7
--O-O-
|box |



"With all due respect sir, What are you gay?"
:guy-cecil:



"If you're going to die would you mind not doing it on my door step..." -Shigure Sohma



"A knight's greatest pride are the scars his armor bears for him. --Some of these dents are from me falling off my horse. Heh... Oh, and some come from falling asleep in my armor and rolling onto my weapons." -Forde



"There are some people who will tell you that haphazardly adding zombies to any game does not necessarily improve it. Those people are idiots." -Game Informer (Dec. 2007)



When a doctor says "that's interesting" it really means "oops"



"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

- Douglas Adams



"I shall earn my merit badge for DAMNATION!"

"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

"The last time we mixed religion and politics people were burned at the stake."




Duck: I'm as light as a feather.
Cat: No, you're not.


"Oh, how you win the game, I knew I forgot something... Get to the helepad you can't miss it, it's the big, white, circle." ~ General B.A.


"I'm afraid Rob Bliss was in an unfortunate plain crash. He died from an unfortunate paper cut... But he came back after 3 minutes! So tonight he's leading the Zombies!" ~ General B.A.


"For those of you who are new, YOU WILL DIE! Don't worry , we all have." ~ General B.A.


Uncle Corey: "Some guys, if it has a vagina and two legs..."
Kone: "Sometimes, they don't even need two legs."
Uncle Corey: O.o *bursts out laughing*


POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS



The only reazon for living, is to be happy...
And eat a lot of PIZZA!!!




.... how come they call an orange an orange? ... OH MY GOSH!!! .. THE MONKEYS PUT A C0MPUTER CHIP IN MAH HEAD!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Charles in charge!~...I challenge you to be more random!!
(Warning: may explode under pressure of caffeine)



Poutine
n. 1. A dish made with french fries covered in gravy and cheese curds.
n 2. A national treasure.



"Cheer up, tomorrow's gonna be worse."



say ANYTHING and i'll stab you in your eye!....through your nose!



"I think they believe I have what it takes to be in SOLDIER!"
-Aerith



Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?



What is fun?
"F is for fire! that burns down the whole town!
U is for uranium! ... bombs!
N is for no suvivors! when you're..."



Indonesia : "America, please help... I want to be freed from Netherland's grasp."
America : "I'm sorry, but I have to stay neutral. I can't barge in someone's personal affair."



I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words...I scatter them, in time and space." - Rose Tyler, Doctor Who



"I'll get you for this!...after my coffee break."

Fantasy: If it makes sense, you're not trying hard enough.



"So the little girl took an automatic out of her basket and shot the wolf dead."



PET ME DANGIT!!!
or gimme catnip... either works.



P.J: Fantastic!!

Ninth Doctor: Stop stealing my catch phrases!



"Eagles fly too high. Fly like a pigeon and shit on everybody."



"I learned how to type by watching Star Trek!"



"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner." --Lynda Montgomery"



"Allons-y!"-Tenth Doctor

Donna: "The plucky young girl who helps me out".
The Doctor: No policewomen in 1926.
Donna: I'll pluck you in a minute. -Doctor Who, the Unicorn and the Wasp



"I was hoping there would be something useful down here, like a knight to protect me from the bad guys." young Integral Hellsing



"Oh, yes! Watch out for all the symptoms of being hit in the face!"



"Everyone is different, no two people are not on fire."



Oh that was your leg! I thought it was a fishing rod!!!



"I'm giving her all she's got, captain!"



Dr. Eric Foreman: I think your argument is specious.
Dr. Gregory House: I think your tie is ugly.



"Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good." -The Doctor



"Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!"



"What's wrong, Alice?" "Don't you love me?" she asked in that same sad tone. "Of course I do. You know that." "Then why do I see you sneaking off to Vegas to get married without inviting me?"~ Eclipse, the 3rd book in the Twilight saga



Emily: Kiya! The council of Necromancers want to speak with you!
Kiya: Over my dead body!
Emily: Funny you should mention that...



Sorry I'm late, I forgot my afro.



where do i know you from? oh, that's right. i don't know you so go away!



Sloth is the habit of resting before getting tired.



Dom ~ You think they know what we're doing?
Marcus ~ Well, we're not here to sell cookies... So they know something's up.



My life's dream is to become a piano player at a whore house.



DID YOU KNOW?!
The Dodecahedron is a solid shape which has 20 vertices, 30 edges, and 12 equivalent pentagonal triangular faces?



My mom: Ohh how cute, she's a Chinese girl?
Me: No.
My mom: Japanese?
Me: No! its Sasuke!
My mom: What's a sasuke?
Me:...



"Man has two ears and one tongue so that he may listen twice as much as he speaks."
Chinese Proverb



Kingdom Hearts is awesome. In fact, it ROXAS!!



"Don't worry Sokka, where we're going, you won't need any pants!" -Aang
"I underethimated him onth!" -Prince Zuko
"Ready the Rinothes!" - Zuko
"FROZEN IN ICE!!" - Brad



Warning: My train of thought runs things over.




"Knock, knock; Can I come in through here? or do I have to break my own window?" ~ The Spectacular Spiderman



There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line and replaced it with a small trout. :3



"Raise your hand if you just thought of something naughty." Aya Hirano as Konata Izumi, Lucky Star



I shall claim your soul and then control you forever!...That is until you get to annoying to own...



Saturday has a Morning?!



You know you can never tell how fast someone can run, until you catch them on fire.



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| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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“I just broke up with someone and the last thing he said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”



The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.



Abi S. Aoi: Fruits and Candies ^^

Ereb. Tauramandil: Gruel.....

Kuroxius: MEAT!!

Malisia: Corpse, huhuhudksfh



The real question is, what do you do when a Metroid gets a hold of your crotch




"Very funny Scotty, now beam me down my clothes..." - Kirk



Procrastinators live forever. They're too lazy to die.



People say I'm a freak, dark, weird, sick and twisted person, but I actually have the heart of a young girl - in a jar, on my desk...



If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy.


It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesnt take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face...



IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM, RUN THEM OVER WITH A TRUCK!



Sorry but my "give a damn" is broken...



"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives."



The defence department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.



you never realize just how far you can sink and still 'function' until you haven't slept for two weeks.



"The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."



doctor:"tell me what's all going on."
me:"you see, I hear voices.Horible,scary voices!"
Kabuto:"What are you talking about?"
me:"Oh, see there's one now!"
Sakon:"is she on something?"
Me:"There's another! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



"Red eye in photos is only useful if you are Midna..." -Snapple Fact #213



Warning: Mouth works faster than brain



"Yeah, elf poop, fridgid temperatures and fat people falling out of windows."



"I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!"



"The circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. It is what you DO with the gift of life that determines who you are..." ~Mewtwo



"Everything will be alright, your friends are over there with their porn, bleeding.



"I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, in fact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same." - Angus Young



Don't talk down to me, just because I'm sitting on the floor



If you can't Dazzle the world with your knowledge, Baffle them with your bullshit.

"All I ever wanted was to travel to far off exotic places. . . .Meet new and exiting people. . . . And kill them."



You are better than butter on bread, if you were a sweater I'd wear you on my head.



Moving forward one final boss at a time.



"Well, it wouldn't matter anyway.. I'm a cartoonist."



Warning: This user's posts may contain content that can result in temporary brain cell losses. Viewer discretion is advised.



I'd be a rabid fangirl if I hadn't had my shots.



"I'm an overachiever! But, I tend to underachieve at overachieving, making me about average." XP

"Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls."



Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.



Friends don't let friends eat friends.


Ryan S.~ "Who needs this? *pulls out organ*"
Colin M.~ "He needs that, put that back!"


Shiro ~ "I think mom and dad are gonna get a divorce."
Yuri ~ "Why would they want to get a dead horse?"
Shiro ~ "Not a dead horse! A divorce."



By the soiled trousers of Argus!



*gasp* I stole Lord Dracula's hamburger!!!



"Sunburns are clearly our body's way of telling us we need to hurry up and evolve some fucking armor plating or something." - Tim Buckley



I am the type of girl that when my feet hit the floor in the morning the devil shakes and says, " Oh Shit she is awake! "



"...contrary to the wisdom of the bumper sticker, it is not enough these days to simply 'Question Authority': you've gotta speak with it too." -Taylor Mali




I'd go down in the biggest, whitest fucking flames I can.

Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand
which side of the bread to butter.- Anonymous



Hily: "You just full-on cupped me!"
Me: "My hands aren't that big~"
Hily: O.o >C



“Hell is not a curse word, it’s a spiritual location.”



I tried to see things from your point of view. Sadly, I couldn't get my head that far up my ass. ¬¬



I'm not crazy... I know that 104 - Thursday = bananas, but that doesn't mean that there are no such things as flying pink elephants, wearing a miniskirt and screaming : YOU SUCK !!!!!!



I like using innuendo, if you know what I mean.
>>>Fssssh.



If you can't find the needle, burn the haystack.



Ahhh!! The Light!!!!! It Burns!!!!! Close the f*ckin Curtian!!
*hides under the bed* f*ckin stupid sun!!!



"I am the Christian the Devil warned you about."



What do you mean you drowned a fish?



~Free chicken for $1.99



Here's your life lesson, folks. Never dream of doing big things. Someone will come along and Keyblade you to death because it’s different from the norm.



"Any mammal who lives in the dirt is either a mole or a lawyer!"-Elie (Rave Master episode 2)



Karli "I'm totally gonna own this hole~!"
Me "Golfing is the only place that that cannot be perverse."



Hey what are you doing? Hey get away-*smack* AH! *poke* what the-*crack* OWW *snap* my arm! *stab* ah...*dead*



It's not over till the bearded lady shaves her back; it's as gross as it sounds....*Shudder* -- Ham (c) Space Chimps



"Evil beware, we have waffles"

"Butter your crumpets my darlings, the mistress has returned!'



Some things arrows can't kill... for everything else, there's Master Sword.

"I'd appreciate it if you'd get your ass away from my forge!"
"That, sir, is a mule!"




Oh, squiggly line, it's all right. You are forgiven.



Im the type of person.....

Who gets deppressed when one of his pens dies.

Timmy**



chizu: charred the rear burner cover...that sounds like code for wet fart
riko-chan: i've done that so many times...
kristi: XD

<ThienH> i'm as humble as a peacock
* ThienH spreads his butt
<kristi>: o_o



Don't make me beat you with a european spatula!!!!!



Every dark cloud has a silver lining. But lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.



"Don't Blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't Blink. Good Luck."
- for those of you that understood that *hugs*



Me: "Sharna, there's a hair on your straw."
Sharna: "Eww! What did you do?"
Me: "I was grazing on dog hair before i tried your drink."



"Is this a piece of your brain?" - Basil Fawlty



Fiction Writing: The art of pulling shit out of your ass and making it smell good.
-Jon M. and Russell B.



bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity